I recently went on a fact finding mission to the VERMONT COUNTRY STORE in Weston, VT, and oh it did not disappoint. It was everything I had dreamed of and more. They even had a collection of old scales and I'm not really sure why. Rather than write, I think this story is better told in pictures.
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| The one and only! Well not really, they have another store somewhere... | |
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| Finally! A place that carries my overpriced granny panties. |
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| Oh and thanks for taking them out of the packaging. I really couldn't tell what they looked liked from the picture. | | | |
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| um EWWWWWW! |
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| Grrr it's a bear! Don't worry, I'm told VT dears are friendly and just want hugs. | |
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| Mad Cow disease! COOLEST. HAT. EVER. |
And the holy grail.....drum roll please......
After the "Intimate Solutions" post I know you asked yourself the question "Well yes Jessica, they carry that smutty stuff on the web because that's where you go to find smutty stuff. They wouldn't dare carry it in there fine place of business in lil' old Weston, would they?" Oh they would, and they do. Trust me, those are vibrators you are looking, shelved among their bath bubbles and back scratchers. That is the infamous rubber ducky vibrator I referred to. And your eyes are not deceived--the package does in fact read "I rub my ducky." And what's up with their obsession with underwear? Creepy.
...and a real blog is coming sooner! I know my public demands it!
